1. It is possible to give yourself a nasty burn from a tomato and cheese toastie.
2. If you are videoing your child's soccer match they will score a goal precisely at the moment you
a. get distracted by something
b. run out of batteries
c. turn off the camera
3. Don't try and stack/unpack the dishwasher or load a frontloading washing machine while wearing a long scarf. It will end in disaster.